70+ Inspirational, Famous And Funny Spiderman Quotes

Arácnido” si no te importa. Los spiderman somos muy sensibles.

With great power, comes great responsibility. Remember that Pete, remember that.

Let mom and dad talk gobby

Sorry I’m late. Work was murder.

You’re pathetically predictable, like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?

The little spider went up the water spout then came the Goblin to take the spider out!

Peter, don’t tell Harry.

May parker: ben parker, don’t you even think about leaving that filthy box in my kitchen!
ben parker: these are my bowling trophies.
may parker: [sarcastically] oh, but then, by all means, please leave that filthy box in my kitchen.

We don’t need batman, spider-man, wonder woman or superman or any other superheroes,
because we are all superheroes in our own right.

No one says no to me!

Why can’t spider-sense warn you when you’re about to get dumped?.

God’s speed Spider-man!

If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.

Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power, comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spiderman.

A superhero is just an ordinary person who has found a better way to mask their human frailties.

(To Mary Jane) Hello beauty.

I’ve been like a father to you. Be a son to me.

Spider-man wasn’t always on the side of justice. He made some questionable choices. Also, he was a f*cking creeper.

Do you know how much I sacrificed!?!?

Who are you?

What are you doin up there?

He was quiet for a moment. “so, in this analogy, you’re mary jane?” “you got that right, tiger.

A word to the “not-so-wise” about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast!

You know, I guess one person can make a difference. ’nuff said…

Despite of everything you’ve done for them, eventuelly they will hate you.

I had a father, his name was Ben Parker.

The great thing about MJ is when you look in her eyes and she’s looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don’t know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It’s as if you’ve reached the unreachable and you weren’t ready for it.

Peter parker: I mean, what I do sometimes requires violence, but i’m not a violent man, i’m really not. But I just–

mary jane: you wanted to deck her.

peter: twice. And I hate feeling that way. Why is it that people feel the need to take whatever little authority they have and shove it down your throat? and the smaller the authority, the bigger the shove.

aunt may: it offends you, doesn’t it?
peter: yeah, it does.
aunt may: why?
peter: I — what do you mean, why?
aunt may: why does it offend you?
peter: shouldn’t it?

aunt may: if a lion broke out of its cage at the zoo, and bit you, it would hurt, sure, and you’d be upset, of course. But would you be offended?

peter: no, of course not.
aunt may: why?
peter: because that’s the nature of a lion.

aunt may: some people by nature are kind and charitable. You could say that some people, including at least one person at this table, are by their nature heroes. Ben always reminded me that we each contain all the nobler and meaner aspects of humanity, but some get a bigger dose than others of one thing or another.
some are petty, and mean, and uncharitable. That’s their nature. You can hope for better, even try to lead them to be and you may even succeed. But when they behave badly, it’s right to be upset by it, or hurt by it, but you can be no more offended by it than you can when a lion bites you.

MJ and I, we’re gonna have a hell of a time!

with great power comes greater responsibly

No matter how buried it gets, or lost you feel, you must promise me, that you will hold on to hope and keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer. My wish for you is to become hope. People need that.

Ah, man, when wolverine grows his face back, he’s really gonna be pretty upset.

Uncle ben: [changing a light bulb] and the lord said, “let there be light.” and voilà! there is light. Forty soft, glowing watts of it.
aunt may: good boy. God will be thrilled, just don’t fall on your *ss.

How superheroes make money:
– spider-man knits sweaters.
– superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
– iron man, as you would suspect, just irons.

You’re not Superman you know

Coming from your friendly neighborhood spider-man!.

We are who we choose to be… Now choose!

With great hotness comes great responsibility.

Just give me a chance!

You have a metal arm? dude, that is so awesome!.

Who am I? I’m Spider-Man!

Who is Spider-man? He’s a criminal thats who he is.

now that youve just really pisted me off im gonna finsh her nice and slow

The universe has certain rules. Among them are:
he who owns a sharp tool will eventually cut himself.
and:
laboratory accidents never result in super-hero-type powers.
and most applicable in this case:
he who laughs first gets caught.
the first rule could be, at a stretch, applied to tony stark and the iron man suit, considering recent events.
one notable exception to the second rule was currently swinging around new york city on a spider web, which did not bear thinking about.

Secrets have a cost, they are not for free.

Do I get to say thank you this time?

Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. It’s a defense mechanism.

Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us….

Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay.”
“i hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider,” said simon.

Well, she’s (she-hulk) quippy. I’m quippy. When we get together, we quip. And, quipwise, I think that makes me a better quipper. -spiderman.

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Please don’t be dead. Because then i’d have to be the sorcerer supreme and there’s no way I could rock the ‘stache.

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, down came the goblin, and took the spider out.

[in “the night gwen stacy died”], death took on an existential quality — the beloved, innocent but weak gwen is merely a victim, the casualty of a war between superpowered rivals — and as such the episode proved a turning point int eh genre’s depiction of mortality.

You are incredibly predictable like a moth to a flame. What about my generous preposal are you in or are you out?

When loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are spiderman, ‘gnome chomsky,’ taylor swift, and dr. Bronner, then what?.

Harry waxes poetic about magic. He’ll go on and on about how it comes from your feelings, and how it’s a deep statement about the nature of your soul, and then he’ll whip out some kind of half-divine, half-insane philosophy he’s cobbled together from the words of saints and comic books about the importance of handling power responsibly.

We need to take the whole line back to formula.