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70+ Happy, Funny And Thankful Thursday Quotes

admin — Wed, 14 Mar 2018 22:42:29 +0000

Whether you use this thoughtful Thursday to treat yourself to a relaxing night in or to go out and skip work like Ferris Bueller, make today even better with some of these inspirational quotes. Although you might be busy with a 47 hour work week or a hectic family life, balancing that stress with some positive affirmations and kind actions is important to taking care of that special person- you! We could all use a lift in mood; whether you are planning your next adventure abroad or watching Netflix tonight, these quotes will help you get into that optimistic mindset.

I love the satisfaction of living in a world on a Wednesday where a song didn’t exist that you’re going to create on a Thursday that’s going to change somebody’s life, possibly, you’re creating that from nothing.

Noel Gallagher

Thursday …
Nothing more pleasurable than opening our eyes and realizing that every day, God gives us a chance to try again. Of not looking back. To love, smile and live!

Unknown

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Douglas Adams

On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays we use the wave theory; on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays we think in streams of flying energy quanta or corpuscles.

William Henry Bragg

I do, therefore, invite my fellow citizens . . . to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens.

Abraham Lincoln

If you want to start something, do not wait for next week. Why not start on a Thursday, or even on Saturday? Do not let the “too late” catch you.

Unknown

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan

Thursday the most useless day. It only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week and it’s still not over.

Unknown

Thursday? Oh no, it can’t be! It’s too gruesome.

Audrey Hepburn/Holly Golightly

I wonder how to turn water into wine. Happy thirsty Thursday.

Unknown

I do doubles on Monday and Thursday, take Wednesday off or do easy cardio, do doubles on Thursday and Friday, and the weekend I just get outside and get active – jog or bike ride, or play tennis with my mom.

Mikaela Shiffrin

It is simply unacceptable for people to sneak into this country illegally on Thursday, obtain a government-issued I.D. on Friday, head for the welfare office on Monday, and cast a vote on Tuesday.

Sonny Perdue

God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.

William Henry Bragg

The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.

Ismail Kadaré

Dear Thursday are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday today!

Unknown

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Jef Raskin

If TGIF is Thank God It’s Friday, then today must be sh*t, Sure Happy It’s Thursday.

Unknown

To some its Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its *ss kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.

Dwayne Johnson

The only thing I throwback on Thursday is Scotch.

Unknown

Please get up off the floor it is only Thursday.

Unknown

It was a cold hard easterly morning when he latched the garden gate and turned away. The light snowfall which had feathered his schoolroom windows on the Thursday, still lingered in the air, and was falling white, while the wind blew black.

Charles Dickens

And whether it is Thursday, or the day is stormy, With thunder and rain, or the birds attack each other, We have rolled into another dream.

John Ashbery

It’s slap an idiot Thursday. Line’em up!

Unknown

Everybody and their mother knows you don’t train hard on Friday, the day before a race. But a lot of runners will overtrain on Thursday if left on their own. Thursday is the most dangerous day of the week.

Marty Stern

Some people call it Thursday, I like to call it Friday Eve.

Unknown

If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday – so much is true.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

Cold Thursday, I longing and filled with hatred. You are distant and full of indifference. Well, I hope, tomorrow is Friday and the sun is coming!

Unknown

Chili, spice of red Thursday, which is the day of reckoning. Day which invites us to pick up the sack of our existence and shake it inside out. Day of suicide, day of murder.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

I’m going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.

Jon Gruden

People think that you have to do something huge, like go to Africa and build a school, but you can make a small change in a day. If you change Wednesday, then you change Thursday. Pretty soon it’s a week, then a month, then a year. It’s bite-size, as opposed to feeling like you have to turn your life inside out to make changes.

Hoda Kotb

Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing the wine.

Unknown

Thursday is my favorite day to plan how I’m going to get out of the plans I already made for the weekend.

Unknown

By Thursday morning, we’d gotten over the worst of it.

William Scranton

It’s day 4 of the hostage situation.

Unknown

Lesson one in time travel, Thursday. First of all, we are all time travellers. The vast majority of us manage only one day per day.

Jasper Fforde

Better days are just around the corner. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday!

Unknown

Thursday, you’re only one day away from being two days away from doing the same work you’re doing right now!

Unknown

No doubt about it. For every player. Thursday nights are very tough for us because it is a short turnaround.

J. J. Watt

Thursday come, and the week’s gone.

George Herbert

Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.

Nicci French

The modern physicist is a quantum theorist on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and a student of gravitational relativity on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. On Sunday, he is praying… that someone will find the reconciliation between the two views.

Norbert Wiener

She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over.

David Gest

It’s thankful Thursday count your blessings so you will lose count of your problems.

Unknown

Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing its Thursday.

Unknown

I’ve still got a lot to learn about Washington. Thursday, I accidentally spent some of my own money.

Bill Vaughan

Happy Thursday! Life at work and at home is so much HAPPIER when you speak and act with kindness!! Share a SMILE and make it a great day:)!

Tracey Edmonds

Bury the dead. Say Robinson Crusoe was true to life. Well then Friday buried him. Every Friday buries a Thursday if you come to look at it.

James Joyce

Thirsty Thursday is calling me farewell sobriety.

Unknown

It’s Thursday. Lets get shaken and stirred.

Unknown

Things are always like patches in the grass, but Thursdays make it all the more worthwhile.

Unknown

If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?

Unknown

Quite frankly, the bible is filled with advice that you’d never, want to follow. “Don’t cut your hair on a rainy Thursday because locusts will eat your farm” kind of thing.

David O. Russell

I want to find some time to just lazy around every Thursday an make it my official rest day.

Unknown

Today is Thursday and in 7 days it will be Thursday again. I realized that years will pass and Thursday will always be the same, because the days they are all the same. But I … in 7 days I can be a completely different person.

Unknown

Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.

John Farley

We did what we are supposed to. We protected home. We have to try to do it again Thursday night.

LeBron James

The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns.

Samuel Beckett

You can quit anything on a Thursday.

Bob Goff

It’s Thursday. I’m going out on the street and kissing someone.

Unknown

Thursday, an unusual day
in the ordinary, time does not pass,
suddenly it stops.

Unknown

It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.

Demetri Martin

We have to sell a gameplan, and you have to be enthusiastic, and you have to have energy come Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Jeff Fisher

I would not take a girl to a club on a Thursday. I would not take her to a really noisy, swanky restaurant.

Paul Dano

If I don’t die by Thursday, I’ll be roaring Friday night.

Jimmy Buffett

Thursday is one of the finest days of the week where you can relax and yet not relax too much.

Unknown

But now I want to say things that comfort me and that are a little free. For example: Thursdat is a day transparent as an insect’s wing in the light. Just as Monday is a compact day. Ultimately, far beyond thought, I live from these ideas, if ideas is what they are. They are sensations that transform into ideas because I must use words. Even just using them mentally. The primary thought thinks with words.

Clarice Lispector

He began drinking heavily and lived in a way which a friend described as making sense only if he had no expectations of being alive much beyond Thursday.

P.D. James

I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.

Howie Mandel

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.

April Winchell

Let’s just pretend it’s Friday!

Unknown

70+ Happy, Funny And Transformative Tuesday Quotes

admin — Tue, 27 Feb 2018 22:12:29 +0000

Everybody's ready for Friday to end and dreading an oncoming Monday. However, what about Tuesday, a day where you're already in the middle of the work week and yet still so far from that weekend? What possible inspiration could someone find for such a day?

Never fear for we have the kind of terrific quotes to transform your midweek wake-up in a good morning. It's time to grab a discount taco and read some funny, joyful quotes to get you through your Tuesday traumas and ready yourself a little closer to hump day. All the quotes here will cheer up all your Tuesday worries.

Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.

Ray Kroc

There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps and no light comes and the air is full of water and nobody really loves anybody

Zadie Smith

It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long I thought it was Wednesday.

Anonymous

Why does February feel like one big Tuesday?

Todd Stocker

Yes to this Tuesday that arrives majestic, full of mysteries.

Anonymous

Today is not just Tuesday, it is Transformation Tuesday. That means that success does not just come to you, you have to go out and get it. So what are you waiting for?

Anonymous

There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.

Anton Chekhov

Tuesday is the new Monday.

Anonymous

It’s only Tuesday and I’m already 95% done with this week.

Anonymous

If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs… In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.

George Lopez

I am sitting here at thirty-six feeling like I am responsible for the holocaust for all that is toxic and wrong. Maybe it’s because I eat meat, and I stepped on three ants last Tuesday.

Amber Garibay

Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday.

Anonymous

I am having Monday feeling towards Tuesday.

Anonymous

Nothing messes up your Friday quite like the realization that it is only Tuesday.

Anonymous

It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.

George Weah

Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then.

Al Rocker

Thank goodness Monday is gone. Happy Tuesday!

Anonymous

Tuesday is a huge day.

Ian Mcdougal

Addiction – when you can give up something any time, as long as it’s next Tuesday.

Nikki Sixx

If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.

Will Rogers

Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.

Anonymous

Tuesday wrapped the sun and brought a gray day … Perfect for coloring with a smile of yours.

Anonymous

I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.

Jack Warner

I give myself a good cry if I need it.
But then I concentrate on all the good things still in my life. On the people who are coming to see me. On the stories I’m going to hear. On you – if it’s Tuesday. Because we’re Tuesday people.

Mitch Albom

Today is Tuesday. Give thanks for another terrific day full of many possibilities.

Anonymous

On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these or these are those.

A. A. Milne

Coffee is the best Tuesday motivation that exists.

Anonymous

The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.

Samuel Beckett

I’m not someone who can be depended one five days a week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? I don’t even get out of bed five days in a row – I often don’t remember to eat five days in a row.

Gillian Flynn

The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.

Ismail Kadaré

Tuesday’s are really just Monday’s dressed in their Sunday best.

Anonymous

On this Tuesday, do something today that your future self will thank you for.

Anonymous

Happy Tuesday! We are responsible for peace and order in our lives! When your world is constantly filled with chaos, then it’s time to take a look at self!

Tracey Edmonds

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.

Nelson Algren

I’m not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.

Liam Neeson

Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.

Jim Miller

I’m going to always bleed the red, white, and blue. I represented the U.S. in the Olympics; I love my country. But the U.S. fans will love you on Monday; if you lose, they’ll hate you on Tuesday. If you win, it will be back to loving you on Wednesday.

Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Monday always passes and there will always be a Tuesday with a beautiful blue sky with few clouds.

Anonymous

This Tuesday with a nice, reasonable chill. I can only watch a movie under the covers.

Anonymous

We concentrate so much on anniversaries and birthdays that you forget it’s the Tuesday that’s tough that really counts. Sometimes she just needs some flowers or even just that ear. It’s the little things that count. It’s the regular days of the year that you have to keep your attention on her.

BJ the Chicago Kid

Tuesday is the day I actually start the week. Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.

Anonymous

Ah Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn’t get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday.

Anonymous

You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.

Bill Gates

Today is “Take a Chance Tuesday.” Take a chance and don’t be afraid to jump. Don’t hold yourself back. You will never know if unless you try.

Anonymous

You can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right; but spelling isn’t everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn’t count.

A. A. Milne

A Tuesday after a holiday is like a double whammy Monday.

Anonymous

Today will be a good Tuesday and this morning will be an awesome one.

Anonymous

No matter how good you might be in a movie, you’ll never be any better. But in a play, I can be better next Tuesday. That’s the thrill of it.

Kevin Spacey

Tuesday is a terrific day because it means that I got through Monday.

Anonymous

Have a beautiful day! Take time to enjoy the wonder and beauty of each moment. Happy Tuesday!

Anonymous

Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.

Anonymous

Tuesday is Monday’s ugly but friendly sister.

Anonymous

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.

Anonymous

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like a Tuesday.

Bill Murray (unverified twitter account, so it might be anonimus)