From The Harry Potter Books, Our Favorite, Funny Luna Lovegood Quotes

It’s alright” said a dreamy voice from beside harry as ron vanished into the coach’s dark interior. “you’re not going mad or anything. I can see them too.”
“can you?” said harry desperately, turning to luna. He could see the bat-winged horses reflected in her wide, silvery eyes.
“oh yes,” said luna, “i’ve been able to see them since my first year here. They’ve always pulled the carriages. Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.”
smiling faintly, she climbed into the musty interior of the carriage after ron. Not altogether reassured, harry followed her.

I suspect nargles are behind it.

Hello’ said a vague and dreamy voice from behind them. Harry looked up: luna lovegood had drifted over from the ravenclaw table. Many people were staring at her and few people openly laughing and pointing; she had managed to procure a hat shaped like a life-size lion’s head, which was perched precariously on her head.
‘i’m supporting gryffindor’ said luna, pointing unnecessarily at her hat. “look what it does…’
she reached up and tapped the hat with her wand. It opened its mouth wide and gave an extremely realistic roar that made everyone in the vicinity jump.
‘it’s good, isn’t it?’ said luna happily. ‘i wanted to have it chewing up a serpent to represent slytherin, you know, but there wasn’t time. Anyway…good luck, ronald!.

There,” she said softly. “now he could be sleeping.

Wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure.

Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?”
“…i think the answer is that a circle has no beginning.”
“well reasoned.

Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the ways we expect.

Thank you so much, dobby, for rescuing me from that cellar. It’s so unfair that you had to die, when you were so good and brave. I’ll always remember what you did for us. I hope you’re happy now.

Oooh, look, a blibbering humdinger!.

Hello, harry!” she said.
“er — my name’s barny,” said harry, flummoxed.
“oh, have you changed that too?” she asked brightly.
“how did you know — ?”
“oh, just your expression,” she said.
like her father, luna was wearing bright yellow robes, which she had accessorized with a large sunflower in her hair. Once you got over the brightness of it all, the general effect was quite pleasant. At least there were no radishes dangling from her ears.

I think i’ll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up – it always does in the end.

Yeah, but the lost diadem,” said michael corner, rolling his eyes, “is lost, luna. That’s sort of the point.

I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends.

You can laugh! but people used to believe there were no such things as the blibbering humdinger or the crumple-horned snorkack!.

Daddy, look — one of the gnomes actually bit me!.

And anyway, it’s not as though i’ll never see mum again, is it?.

Bidding the wizard farewell, he turned to his daughter, who held up her finger
and said, “daddy, look — one of the gnomes actually bit me!”
“how wonderful! gnome saliva is enormously beneficial!” said mr. Lovegood, seizing luna’s outstretched finger and examining the bleeding puncture marks. “luna, my love, if you should feel any burgeoning talent today — perhaps an unexpected urge to sing opera or to declaim in mermish — do not repress it! you may have been gifted by the gernumblies!”
ron, passing them in the opposite direction, let out a loud snort.

Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?’
‘hmm . . . What do you think, harry?’ said luna, looking thoughtful.
‘what? isn’t there just a password?’
‘oh no, you’ve got to answer a question,’ said luna.
‘what if you get it wrong?’
‘well, you have to wait for somebody who gets it right,’ said luna. ‘that way you learn, you see?’
‘yeah . . . Trouble is, we can’t really afford to wait for anyone else, luna.’
‘no, I see what you mean,’ said luna seriously. ‘well then, I think the answer is that a circle has no beginning.’
‘well reasoned,’ said the voice, and the door swung open.

Don’t worry, you are just as sane as I am.

All my shoes somehow magically disappeared. But i’m not concerned. They’ll show up sometime – even when you least expect it.

Always be yourself because if your not yourself who are you?
a: someone else therefore not being you at all.

Yes, it was rather horrible,” said luna conversationally. “i still feel very sad about it sometimes. But i’ve still got dad. And anyway, it’s not as though i’ll never see mum again, is it?”

“er-isn’t it?” said harry uncertainly.

she shook her head in disbelief. “oh, come on. You heard them, just behind the veil, didn’t you?”

“you mean…”

“in that room with the archway. They were just lurking out of sight, that’s all. You heard them.

My mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the ways we expect”.
-luna lovegood( harry potter and the order of the phenoix).

That’s no reason for them to take your things,” he said flatly. “d’you want help finding them?”
“oh no,” she said, smiling at him. “they’ll come back, they always do in the end.

I’ve never stunned anyone except in our d.a. Lessons,” said luna, sounding mildly interested. “that was noisier than I thought it would be.

Come, daddy, harry doesn’t want to talk to us right now. He’s just too polite to say it. ~luna lovegood.

You’re just as sane as I am.

Harry: “have you…” he began. “i mean, who … has anyone you known ever died?”
“yes,” said luna simply, “my mother. She was a quite extraordinary witch, you know, but she did like to experiment and one of her spells went rather badly wrong one day. I was nine.”
“i’m sorry,” harry mumbled.
“yes, it was rather horrible,” said luna conversationally. “i still feel very sad about it sometimes. But i’ve still got dad. And anyway, it’s not as though i’ll never see mum again, is it?”
“er – isn’t it?” said harry uncertainly.
she shook her head in disbelief. “oh, come on. You heard them, just behind the veil, didn’t you?”
” you mean…”
“in that room in the archway. They were just lurking out of sight, that’s all, you heard them.

I don’t think you should be an auror, harry,” said luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. “the aurors are part of the rotfang conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They’re working to bring down the ministry of magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.

A wrackspurt . . . They’re invisible. They float in through your ears and make your brain go fuzzy,” she said. “i thought I felt one zooming around in here.