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From Woody To Buzz & Jessie – The Best, Funny Toy Story Quotes

Here’s a selection of Toy Story Quotes, covering topics such as aliens, cowardly T-Rexs, friendship and movies.

We really hope you enjoy these quotes and that they give you something to think about.

Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red, You know what to do.
Woody

I’ve set my laser from stun, to kill.
Buzz Lightyear

You my friend are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with star command!
Buzz Lightyear

We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he is safe in Andy’s room! Now let’s move out!
Buzz Lightyear

Well, you see Sweet Potato, you ain’t going no where…
Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear

[to the Peas-in-a-Pod] I told you kids to stay out of my butt!
Mr. Potato Head

Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he’ll never give up on you… ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what.
Andy

And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Buzz Lightyear

so you’re bonnie? i’m andy
Andy

Hamm: Hey, why did the toys cross the road?
Buzz Lightyear: Not now Hamm.
Rex: Ooo, I love riddles! Why?
Hamm: To get to the chicken, on the other side!

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Buzz Lightyear

According to my navi-computer, the–
Buzz Lightyear

YOU ARE A TOY, YOU CAN’T FLY! [Buzz’s memories]
Woody

How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving-buddy?
Mr. Potato Head

[imitating doctor] No one’s ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before!
Sid

Glad I could catch the train!
Buzz Lightyear

I don’t believe that man has ever been to medical school.
Buzz Lightyear

Buzz, you’re back! You’re back!
Jessie the Cowgirl

Wait a minute…I just lit a rocket. Rockets explode!
Woody

I don’t like confrontation!
Rex

You don’t think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
Woody

Buzz, you’re alive! This is great, we can go home and you can explain to the others that this is just a big misunderstanding. Huh? Right, buddy?
Woody

He’s not a Space Ranger! He doesn’t fight evil or shoot lasers or fly!
Woody

Pull my string, the birthday party’s today?
Woody

You’ll be okay in the attic?
Woody

Hey Sarge what are you doing?
Buzz Lightyear

Let’s show our new folks where they’ll be staying.
Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear

Son of a building block! It’s Woody!
Mr. Potato Head

This isn’t a family it’s a prison, you’re a liar and a bully and I’d rather rot in this dumpster than go back!
Jessie the Cowgirl

Spare parts, super glue, and enoughfresh batteries to choke a Hungry-Hungry Hippo.
Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear

I think you’ve had enough tea for today Buzz, lets get you out of here-
Woody

That wasn’t flying, that was…falling with style.
Woody

You are a child’s play thing!
Woody

Ho, boy, will you take a look at all those presents? Yes, sir we’re next month’s garage sale fodder for sure!
Hamm

Excuse me, I think the word you’re searching for is “Space Ranger”.
Buzz Lightyear

The thing that makes Woody special is: he’ll never give up on you. Ever.
Andy

To infinity… and beyond!
Buzz Lightyear

All right all right! If I send out the troops will you all calm down!
Woody

You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.
Buzz Lightyear

Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear

Well hello there, I thought I heard new voices. Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear

Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Woody

Buzz, I would love to see you try…of course, I’d love to see you as a crater.
Woody

Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck!
Woody

Where are your rebel friends NOW?
Sid

[to Woody]You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity
Buzz Lightyear

(whispers) Another stunt like that, cowboy, you going to get us killed.
Buzz Lightyear

‘That’s not flying, that’s just falling with style.’
Woody

You would not believe what I have been through tonight!
Mr. Potato Head

Buzz? Buzz Lightyear, you’re not worried are you?
Woody

[To Lotso] Who you callin’ “Sweet Potato?!” I have over 30 accessories, and I demand respect!
Mrs. Potato Head

YOU ARE A CHILDS PLAYTHING!!!!!!!
Woody

From now on, you must take good care of your toys. Because if you don’t we’ll find out, Sid. We toys can see everything. SO PLAY NICE!!
Woody

We’re busting out of here!
Woody

Well hello there, I’m Lots-o’-Hugging Bear, but please, call me Lotso.
Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear

You’re a toy! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re.. you’re an action figure! You are a child’s plaything!
Woody

He tortures toys…just for fun!
Rex

Oh Woody, we were wrong to leave you! I…I was wrong…..
Jessie the Cowgirl

Sheriff, the button, help please!
Lotso

You ain’t leavin’ Sunnyside!
Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear

She’s a Barbie doll, Ken, there’s a hundred million just like her!
Lotso

Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children.” Cool! What am I gonna blow?
Sid

We gotta get home before Andy leaves tomorrow.
Jessie the Cowgirl

What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don’t think I can take that kind of rejection!
Rex

You can’t touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
Mr. Potato Head

Oh, great! Now I have guilt!
Rex

You’re a piece of plastic, you were made to be thrown away.
Lotso

Buzz! Mind if I squeeze next to you?
Jessie the Cowgirl

Hey, Hamm. Look, I’m picasso.
Mr. Potato Head

Mrs. Potato Head. Repeat. Mrs. Potato Head.
Sergeant

There’s a snake in my boot.
Woody

It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand and a couple Lincoln Logs
Mr. Potato Head

You, Are, A, Toyyyyy! You’re not the real thing. You’re an action figure. You are a child’s play thing!
Woody

Who’s your kid now, sheriff?
Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear

Hey Sarge have you seen Slinky?
Woody

[finally snapping to Buzz’s space ranger antics] You are a toy! You’re not the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re an action figure! You are a child’s plaything!
Woody

He held me, he actually held me!
Rex

I just want you to know: even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is something we do not promote on my planet.
Buzz Lightyear

Our mission with Andy is complete, Woody.
Buzz Lightyear

Ages three and up.It’s on my box.”Ages three and up.
Mr. Potato Head

Hey hey, come on Potato Head. If Woody says it’s all right then darn, it’s good enough for me.
Slinky Dog

(to Molly) Andy’s going to college.
Andy’s Mom

You’ve got a playdate with destiny!
Lotso

He smells like strawberries!
Rex

[smacking his forehead groaning] Oh no
Woody

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