Man, I’m Pretty! The Best, Funny And Famous Johnny Bravo Quotes

Don’t touch the hair!

Crazy women-antelope drivers!

Johnny Bravo: I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means…[pause]
Johnny Bravo: I’m hungry!

Johnny Bravo: I need to get these letters to the North Pole by tonight.
Roy: Yeah. Right.

Foreman: [There is a big boulder in the road] There’s only way to move this rock.
Worker: I’ll get the dynamite.
Johnny Bravo: [Johnny falls from the sky and hits the boulder headfirst, breaking it completely] Aaaah!
Worker: Kid, you got yourself a job.
Johnny Bravo: [Emerges from Hole, Dazed] Hot Dang!

I think we are ready little Freddie!

[Both Johnny and Velma’s glasses have been knocked off]
Velma: My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!
Johnny Bravo: My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!

Momma: Johnny, are you warping time and space again?
Johnny Bravo: Uh… no.

Bunny Bravo: Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth.
Johnny Bravo: Yes, Momma. I’ve been brushing every day with baking soda.[holds up cane sugar in a jar of molasses]
Bunny Bravo: Johnny, this is cane sugar and molasses.
Johnny Bravo: To-may-to, To-mah-to.

Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo, you’re accused of littering. Do you have a lawyer?
Johnny Bravo: No, your honor. I’ll be defending myself. [makes karate moves] Hoohahuh!
Judge Trudy: Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?
Johnny Bravo: Then, I’m hired!
Judge Trudy: All right, Mr. Bravo, how do you plead?
Johnny Bravo: Like this – [in begging voice] Please, oh, plea-ease!
Judge Trudy: [slams hammer] I could hold you in contempt.
Johnny Bravo: I don’t care how you hold me, just hold me.
Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo! Do you have anything to say in your defense?
Johnny Bravo: I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.
Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo. Normally I dismiss cases like yours, but in this instance, I’m going to sentence you to 86 consecutive life sentences.
Johnny Bravo: All right… wait, is that bad?
Judge Trudy: Take this knuckle-walking Neandertal out of here!
Johnny Bravo: [being dragged away] Uhm, can I have that lawyer now?

Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burgler?

I hope this doesn’t go on my permanent record.

Momma: Here’s your money, Susie. Thanks to you, everything is back to normal.
Mongo: Or is it?

Johnny Bravo: [looking in a mirror] Who’s this handsome guy?[grabs a phone]
Johnny Bravo: Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me!

Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.

[Answers phone] Troubled Teen Hotline… Your boyfriend left you? Well… uh… what are you wearing?

Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshipped as a god.

Johnny Bravo: Hey, look everyone, I got a mango.
Bunny Bravo: That’s a telegram, sweety.
Johnny Bravo: Right, what did I say?
Bunny Bravo: Just read it, dear.
Johnny Bravo: [reads] “to unseal envelope peel back flap and…

Enough about me, now let’s talk about… me.

I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine. You’re so fine you…

Hey, Foxy Mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me? Hoohah!

Johnny Bravo: [Andy hands him a surfboard ahead of the compettition] What am I supposed to do with this?
Andy: You’re supposed to…”Jazz the Glass”.
Johnny Bravo: Uh-Uh, Man. That sounds *Nasty*!
Andy: No. What Kind of Square are you? “Smooth the Curl”…
Johnny Bravo: No way, Kid. I ain’t smoothin’ no curl, This hair’s my crowning glory.
Andy: No, Trip the Wave Fantastic.
Johnny Bravo: Come again?
Andy: Surf, Daddio, Surf!
Johnny Bravo: [realising] Ohhh…

You should know better than to try to mail something on the day of Christmas Eve. Especially a letter to Santa Claus.

Ehh, e-everyone stay calm… because we’re all doomed!

Guard: Name?
Johnny Bravo: Johnny Bravo.
Guard: Occupation?
Johnny Bravo: Johnny Bravo.

[eating ice cream with a toothache] Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm… Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Ooh! It’s got nuts in it!

[Johnny accidentally met Luke Perry]
Oh, my God! You’re Fidel Castro!

[to his secretary] Get out of my chair and make me some coffee with Eight sugars, then throw it out and make it again ’cause it’s Still Not Sweet Enough!

Johnny Bravo: [Johnny is running left to right down the street stopping for every person] Did you see a gorilla around here?
Businessman: No.[Johnny moves on]
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here?
World peace-seeking man: [in hippie raspy voice] No.
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here?
Gorgeous woman: [in flirtatious tone] No.
Johnny Bravo: Did you see a…[Johnny pauses, looks back and runs backwards]
Old woman: Gorilla?
Johnny Bravo: Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn’t happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?[gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort]
Johnny Bravo: Yeah. She wants me.

Prison Warden: What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo: What?
Prison Warden: What we have here is a failure to communicate!
Johnny Bravo: Huh? I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.

Carl Chryniszzswics: [in car, pointing on map] Let’s take this blue road.
Johnny Bravo: That’s a river.
Carl Chryniszzswics: It’ll be scenic.

Plumber: [after Johnny leaves assuming the time has frozen the water in the pipes, a plumber opens the pipe and pulls out a dog] Shoot, There’s your problem, Mrs. Bravo; A German Shepherd in the plumbing.
Bunny Bravo: Well, That’s a relief. [whispers] Last time it was a man.

Gorgeous woman: What kind of idiot are you?
Johnny Bravo: I don’t know, what kinds are there?

Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball.

You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.

Johnny Bravo: What do you think, Rubber Ducky?
Rubber Ducky: Quack, quack.
Johnny Bravo: My thoughts exactly!

Suzy: Would you eat them with a fox?
Johnny Bravo: If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face.

Kid: [shouts] Look, Mommy! That guy’s looking at pictures of almost naked men! [the whole store stares at Johnny]
Johnny Bravo: This is a men’s fitness magazine, I want to look *like* this, not at this… I’ve got nothin’ to be ashamed of! [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]… TV Guide.

Madame Viola: Johnny, I sense that you are thinking that you are a man about town, a shoe-in with the ladies, whose sole purpose is to bother woman.
Johnny Bravo: Could you say that again, cause all I heard was “blah blah blah woman

Carl Chryniszzswics: Ooh, a recipe for German Chocolate cake! Let’
s see now: Chocolate… Cake… GERMANS!

villager: We are a village of terrible cowards. Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cry like a little girl.
Johnny Bravo: Boo.
villager: Aaaaargh!
Johnny Bravo: Okay, your story checks out.

[to Suzy after she tells her class he is a superhero and one of her classmates suggests he stops the bank robber] Oh, you *will* pay for this.

Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.

[Sitting on stairs, upset] Every time I try to fight the power the man slaps me down.

Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Scooby Doo] You understand what the dog says?
Velma: Sure, we all do!

But these letters. If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?

Guard: [an old woman goes through the security gates and the alarm goes off] Hold it, granny! Empty your pockets!
Old Lady: No way! You’ll have to frisk me!
Guard: [in a shivery voice] Next!
Old Lady: Darn it!

[Johnny is trying to pick up Daphne and for a moment looks at Velma]
Velma: [with a flirtatious voice] Don’t worry, I won’t bite!
Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Daphne] Does she?

Johnny Bravo: [after overdosing on Ubermass which him fat] I need to find a way to lose weight fast.
Suzy: You and fifty eight percent of America!

Welcome to the island of beautiful men!

Additional Voices: Thanks for saving our neighborhood,Kung Foo Guy! But how did you know they were killer robots?
Various characters: Robots…?

Little Girl: [shouts] Look, Mommy! That guy’s looking at pictures of almost naked men! [the whole store stares at Johnny]
Johnny Bravo: This is a men’s fitness magazine, I want to look *like* this, not *at* this… I’ve got nothin’ to be ashamed of! [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]… TV Guide.

Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness.

Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter “N”…

[Repeated line]
Woah, momma.

Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.

Jungle Boy: He didn’t mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny?
Johnny Bravo: Of course not, kid. I wouldn’t hurt a fly.
Fly: It’s a lie. It’s a lie!