Here’s a selection of Home Alone Quotes, covering topics such as movie, Christmas, Kevin and Marv.
We really hope you enjoy these quotes and that they give you something to think about.
(last lines) Kevin, what did you do to my room?.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Marv: Kids are scared of the dark.
Harry: You’re afraid of the dark, too, Marv.
Harry: You’re afraid of the dark, too, Marv.
Kate McCallister: Heather, did you count heads?
Heather: Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Heather: Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge in a pear tree.
(talking on the phone and Kevin jumps up on the bed) No?, we’re not bringing the dog, we took him to the kennel…. Hey, hey, hey, get off. Kevin, out of the room?.
(sees Kevin in front of the church) No, we’re not going to church?.
Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
You’re not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
runs out of the house and sees two cars that are parked in the garage) The cars are here, they didn’t go to the airport.
Kev: Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
Clerk: Well, I don’t know. It doesn’t say, hon.
Kev: Well could you please find out?
Clerk: Well, I don’t know. It doesn’t say, hon.
Kev: Well could you please find out?
Linnie McCallister: Listen, Kevin, what are you so worried about? You know Mom’s gonna pack your stuff anyway. You’re what the French call “les incompetents”.
Kev: What?
Kev: What?
(Kevin drops the money from the door hatch and then turns the television back on) Keep the change you filthy animal.
(looking at the McCallisters’ house with some of supposed partygoers. Music is blasting) Do we wanna come back tomorrow?
Can I sleep in your room?. I don’t wanna sleep on a hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he’ll wet the bed.
I think we’re getting scammed by a kindergartener.
(picks up Buzz’s Playboy magazine and then tosses it to the floor) No clothes on anybody. Snickering.
Are you here all by yourself?
I hope you’re all drinking milk, I wanna get rid of it.
(talking to her mother) Mom, can Santa go through customs?.
(drags Kevin as she sends him to the third floor) There are fifteen people in this house you’re the only one who has to make trouble
You can say hello when you see me. You don’t have to be afraid.
Kevin, get upstairs right now?.
I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room, if you were growing, on my *ss!
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.
KEVIN. What did you do to my room?
(sees the burgulars’ van after he shoplifted from the store) I thought the Murphys went to Florida.
(picks up Buzz’s fireworks) Wow!, fireworks. I’ll save these for later.
I made my family dissapear?.
(walking in his parents’ bedroom and his mother is talking on the phone) Mom?, Uncle Frank won’t let me watch the movie but the big kids can. Why can’t I?.
I can get you on a standby.
(talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway) Hey!, hey!. You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.
How can we forget this?. We forgot him?.
Check-Out Woman: Are you here all by yourself?
Kev: Ma’am, I’m 8 years old. You think I would be here ALONE? I don’t think so.
Kev: Ma’am, I’m 8 years old. You think I would be here ALONE? I don’t think so.
(on a pay phone at the Paris airport) Hi! I’m calling from Paris. My son’s home alone.
(Kevin moves away from Old Man Marley and the desk as he steals the toothbrush) Honey, you have to pay for the toothbrush. Son, you have to pay it please. Son, son. Danny, stop that boy!.
Kate McCallister: PETER!
Kate McCallister:
Kate McCallister:
(shouts after he jumps in the window and steps on the ornaments) I’m gonna kill that kid!.
Hey, I’m not afraid anymore! I said I’m not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I’m not afraid anymore!
Where are the passports and tickets?.
(opening lines at the beginning of the movie) Hey, hey, hey, hey….
(walks in Buzz’s bedroom as he approaches Buzz) Buzz…
(looking at the Little Nero’s pizza box after the pizza boy runs away and gets back in his car and drives away) A lovely cheese pizza just for me.
(talking to the Scranton ticket agent) I have been awake for almost sixty hours, I have been to Chicago to Paris to Dallas to… Where the hell am I?.
(prays for his macaroni & cheese) Bless this highly nutrious macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold on sale. Amen.
(knocks on the door while the linemen are fixing the phone lines) She said eight o’clock sharp!.
Harry: Where did he go?
Marv: Maybe he committed suicide.
Kev: I’m over here you big horse’s *ss, come and get me before I call the police.
Marv: Maybe he committed suicide.
Kev: I’m over here you big horse’s *ss, come and get me before I call the police.
Buzz, I’m going through your private stuff, you better come out and pound me?.
(The two burgulars arrive at the McCallister household at 9:00p.m.) How do you wanna get in?.
(talking to Fuller as he drinks his Pepsi) Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi?.
Linnie McCallister: I hope you didn’t just pack crap, Jeff.
Jeff: Shut up, Linnie.
Kev: You know what I should pack?
Jeff: Toilet paper and water.
Jeff: Shut up, Linnie.
Kev: You know what I should pack?
Jeff: Toilet paper and water.
(The McCallister household is filled with supposed partygoers, music is blasting) Did they come back?.
A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
COME AND GET ME YOU BIG HORSES *ss
(sees the kids run around the house as they prepare for the airport) Where are you going. Are you gonna miss the flight?.
Kids are afraid of the dark
Hey!, I’m not afraid anymore. I said I’m not afraid anymore. Do you hear me. I’m not afraid anymore.
(wearing a church robe as he stands in front of the church while the burgulars look at him) When do you guys come back?
no, he’s just home alone.
(talking to Kevin after he fights with Buzz over the pizza) Look, stop, stop. What is the matter with you?.
(talking to Kate while she’s on the phone) Hey!, honey, did I pick up the apater.
(stands on the stairwell) Everyone in this family hates me!.
(talking to Heather as the kids run around the house) Heather, do a head count and make sure everyone’s in the vans.
Kev: Buzz?
Buzz McCallister: Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?
Buzz McCallister: Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?
You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!
Kev: In the car.
Kev: He’s at work.
Kev: I’m an only child.
Kev: I can’t tell you that.
Kev: Because you’re a stranger.
Kev: He’s at work.
Kev: I’m an only child.
Kev: I can’t tell you that.
Kev: Because you’re a stranger.
Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!
(shouts after she hits the clock and picks up her watch) PETER!
Hey!, we’ve been lookin’ for you two guys in a long time.
Kev: Santa, hold on. Can I talk to you for a second?
Kev: Okay. I know you’re not the real Santa Claus.
Kev: Okay. I know you’re not the real Santa Claus.
(picks up Harry’s lost tooth that fell out of his mouth the night before christmas) Honey, what’s this.
This is my house, I have to defend it.
(his mother drags him out of the kitchen after the fight) Why do I get treated like scum!.
(talking to Kate as she is about to hop in the airport van) Excuse me, ma’am. I just wanted to let you know that your power is fixed. The phones are just a mess. It will take Ma Bell especially around the holidays?
(stares at the house as he is about to crawl into the window) Harry, I’m comin’ in.
Kate McCallister: Where are the passports and tickets?
Peter McCallister: I put them in the microwave to dry em’ off.
Peter McCallister: I put them in the microwave to dry em’ off.
The only flying that I ever did as a kid was in the family station wagon. It wasn’t to France. We used to have to go over to Aunt Laura and Uncle Arthur’s house.
(talking to the kids as she points to the van and then points to to the other van) Half in this van, half in that van?
You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I’ll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil!
(Talking to Kate as she drags Kevin upstairs) Don’t worry about me, I’ve spoken with your husband. Dorry about your home. It’s in good hands.
This is it. Dont get scared now.
He’s only a kid Harry. We can take him.
(hears Snakes knock on the door) Who is it?.
Kev: Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Buzz McCallister: Yeah we did, but if you want any someones gonna have to barf it all up cuz’ it’s gone.
Buzz McCallister: Yeah we did, but if you want any someones gonna have to barf it all up cuz’ it’s gone.
(barges through the kitchen door after his head has blow-torched) Where are you, you little CREEP!.
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