Here’s a selection of Madea Quotes, covering topics such as Tyler Perry, going to jail, movies, Halloween, life and reunions.
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Not too little, not too much: there safety lies.
Hey, Honey.. Did the the docter ask for my number… Huh? Did he ask for my digits??
I will storm the gods and shake the universe.
In childbirth grief begins.
I’ve also heard that you haven’t had a colonoscophy
Mortal fate is hard. You’d best get used to it.
My love for you
was greater than my wisdom.
was greater than my wisdom.
Better a humble heart, a lowly life. Untouched by greatness let me live – and live. Not too little, not too much: there safety lies.
1-800 CHOKE DAT HOE!
It will look like you got legs running up your back, when I get done wooping your *ss .
We must not think too much: people go mad if they think too much.
Who’s my daddy Madea?!
Ya’ll laughin’ but I think I see the light!
Hate is a bottomless cup; I will pour and pour.
You have the skill. What is more, you were born a woman, and women, though most helpless in doing good deeds, are of every evil the cleverest of contrivers.
To me, a wicked man who is also eloquent seems the most guilty of them all. He’ll cut your throat as bold as brass, because he can dress up murder in handsome words.
For in other ways a woman is full of fear, defenseless, dreads the sight of cold steel; but, when once she is wronged in the matter of love, no other soul can hold so many thoughts of blood.
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Gods often contradict
our fondest expectations.
what we anticipate
does not come to pass.
what we don’t expect
some god finds a way to make it happen.
so with this story.
our fondest expectations.
what we anticipate
does not come to pass.
what we don’t expect
some god finds a way to make it happen.
so with this story.
You gunna wish the sprem did a back stroke when it saw the egg tht created you
Sit down you black leprechaun looking like you’re out of a damn box of chocolate, lucky charms.
When a lady walk in you say “hellur!” Hellur?!
U on sit down so much.. When u die tell those people to bury u on ur stomach to give ur *ss a break
if i have to get a J.A.B you aint gettin N.U.N
Old loves are dropped when new ones come.
I’d three times sooner go to war than suffer childbirth once.
Stronger than lover’s love is lover’s hate. Incurable, in each, the wounds they make.
Since I am wise, some people envy me,
some think i’m idle, some the opposite,
and some feel threatened. Yet i’m not all that wise.
some think i’m idle, some the opposite,
and some feel threatened. Yet i’m not all that wise.
Do not grieve so much for a husband lost that it wastes away your life.
you look like you cam outta a box of chocolate lucky charms.
Death is the only water to wash away this dirt.
Haha, you was a hoe back in the day.
Who can stop grief’s avalanche once it starts to roll.
O what will she do, a soul bitten into with wrong?.
Of all creatures that can feel and think,
we women are the worst treated things alive.
we women are the worst treated things alive.
Why long for death’s marriage bed
which human beings all shun?
death comes soon enough
and brings an end to everything.
which human beings all shun?
death comes soon enough
and brings an end to everything.
Now I got silver hair, but I got silver bullets, too. Do you want one?
Hast thou ice that thou shalt bind it
to thy breast, and make thee dead
to thy children, to thine own spirit’s pain?
when the hand knows what it dares,
when thine eyes look into theirs,
shalt thou keep by tears unblinded
thy dividing of the slain?
these be deeds not for thee:
these be things that cannot be!.
to thy breast, and make thee dead
to thy children, to thine own spirit’s pain?
when the hand knows what it dares,
when thine eyes look into theirs,
shalt thou keep by tears unblinded
thy dividing of the slain?
these be deeds not for thee:
these be things that cannot be!.
See, y’all Christians is somethin’… y’all go pull out that Bible, but y’all don’t know which prescripture to use for which situation. You got to find the right prescripture. There’s a prescripture that says, “Let the redeemed of the Lord say so.” Have you been redeemed by the Lord?
It’s human; we all put self interest first.
Not yet do you feel it. Wait for the future.
I know indeed what evil I intend to do, but stronger than all my afterthoughts is my fury, fury that brings upon mortals the greatest evils.
Amongst mortals no man is happy; wealth may pour in and make one luckier than another, but none can happy be.
I understand too well the dreadful act
i’m going to commit, but my judgement
can’t check my anger, and that incites
the greatest evils human beings do.
i’m going to commit, but my judgement
can’t check my anger, and that incites
the greatest evils human beings do.
Helurrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Row Row Row your Hoe up and down the street, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, she is just a piece of meat!
These stretch marks is a road map to heaven, hell if you follow this GPS it’s gon’ take you some where you ain’t never been befo’
Oh, say, how call ye this,
to face, and smile, the comrade whom his kiss
betrayed? scorn? insult? courage? none of these:
’tis but of all man’s inward sicknesses
the vilest, that he knoweth not of shame
nor pity! yet I praise him that he came . . .
to me it shall bring comfort, once to clear
my heart on thee, and thou shalt wince to hear.
to face, and smile, the comrade whom his kiss
betrayed? scorn? insult? courage? none of these:
’tis but of all man’s inward sicknesses
the vilest, that he knoweth not of shame
nor pity! yet I praise him that he came . . .
to me it shall bring comfort, once to clear
my heart on thee, and thou shalt wince to hear.
Abort, abort! Evacuate the building! Aarrrrr! Arrrrrr!
Hallelujarr!
Let no one think me a weak one, feeble-spirited, a stay-at-home, but rather just the opposite, one who can hurt my enemies and help my friends; for the lives of such persons are most remembered.
Byron you told her about my I.Q forreal that how you feelin
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